Mastering the Land

*Possibly spoilers* I tried to make this entry spoiler-free, but the screenshots and some short quotes might give away some clues of the quest’s story.

Summing up my activities in the past recent days again, but this time I’ll be less lazy and write more, instead of dumping a set of screenshots.

Alec_This_Week11 Alec_This_Week12Apart from getting the Halloween Costumes for Thanatos (on Masamune) and taking screenshots with Inari and some others, I have also been trying to catch up on main scenario quests, because I’ve been lazy and cannot join linkshell friends in many of the dungeon/boss runs that requires story progress.

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After walking a hundred thousand malms on various errands for Buscarron while investigating the disappearance of the elder Sylph and then beating Toto-rak, I managed to plow through Fallgourd part of the story, where Noraxia advised for me to check for the suspicious masked person. Then, with immense help from 2 friends and a stranger from random Duty Finder, I passed the Haukker Manor.

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The investigation got more complicated and after reporting to Minfilia and the Scions, I was sent out for more information regarding beastmen and Primals. Remembering what Zanel said about NPCs in the headquarter changing their spot and pose after each quest, I always check out the big room in the Waking Sands whenever I come here to talk to Minfilia.

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What I found this time…. Biggs and Wegde are probably imitating General Raubahn and the Sultana, LOL.

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But this!!!!! Noraxia…is…unbearable! The other 2 unnamed NPCs stared at me as if to ask “Are you a friend of this person?” NO!!! I have no association with this weirdo!!! By the way, some of you might recognize the red underwear. It is the red swimsuit from an event 2 years ago, I believe. This year you could also buy them from the Cascadier NPC during the Bombard event last month.

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Then, as I was stuck in the main scenario quest due to level restriction, I went on my Arcanist to get some EXP as well as to do the class quest. I could actually change to other level 50 class to blow through the story, but I wanted to reap the extra EXP from main story quests reward, so I tried to stick to using ACN for the main quests.

Before getting distracted by other activities, I only managed to get to the Forgotten Springs, though. Now I have a bunch of errands from the Nunh and other Miqo’te guys to finish before they let me get the ingredients to deliver to Costa Del Sol.

I then changed to Disciples of the Land class and grinded my Miner level until 50. I finished my Botanist earlier, and did the guild tests all the way to 50 as well. I also picked up in my Fisher’s guild test from where I left off (I got to level 50 long ago but was lazy in questing when it tried to send me to Coerthas for some flying fish, bad me!)

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“These trees will save lives.”

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“The Mazlaya Marlin was a monster.”

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“Accept that you were beaten.”

So I have now finished leveling up all 3 Disciples of the Land, and completed the guild test quests for all of them.

I must say SE is brilliant in writing some of the quests’ stories. They are, most of the time, entertaining and interesting. Some quests were also addictive and made me really want to find out more! I now have to finish Alchemist and Weaver quests, just for the sake of satisfaction of knowing what happens next.

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However, despite all of the exciting things I’ve achieved, like getting to level 50 on Botanist and Miner (earning me the achievement “Mastering the Land“) and getting fully geared with level 50 HQ equipment on Fisher and Botanist (courtesy of Corn as the weaver and leatherworker), the most exciting thing I did was to go to The Wanderer’s Palace as a Monk!!! It is not that special, but for me it is very special. I usually go as White Mage even though my heart lies in the art of fists. So, to be able to join an end game activity as Monk is a big deal for me, and it felt totally satisfying.

I hope to go to WP on Monk more in the future. But I have to gear myself up first. We were quite slow in killing the mobs in there so I will have to improve my damage output in order to kill faster.

Goldsmith Quest lv50

I just finished level 50 guild test quest for my Goldsmith. At first, I had SO MUCH to say about this quest, but then, there is TOO MUCH to say about it, so I’m not going to talk about the story, LOL. Let’s simply leave it at “OMG It is awesome! You should do Goldsmith guild test quests and see it!!!!!!!”

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The story is truly stunning. Wonderful plot, not just hilarious. And for all of you who had played FFXI (Aht Urhgan expansion) before, this quest line will remind you of the automatons in Whitegate and Puppetmaster job from FFXI, which is a huge reason to complete it! (I’m talking about the automaton because it is less likely to be story spoiler, as these mammets are everywhere in Ul’dah, not a secret.) The final quest, Jaded, will shake your emotions. Although it MIGHT not be the same identity, as the outer appearance is totally different, that name rings a bell and made me silently weep with reminiscent longing.

 

Revenge of the Chefsbane

WARNING: This entry contains graphic spoilers of Cooking quest (Culinarian Guild Test) level 50.
คำเตือน: หัวข้อนี้มีรูปภาพที่เปิดเผยเนื้อเรื่องของเควสต์กิลด์ทำอาหารเลเวล 50

Alright, I have just gleefully finished my Culinarian Guild Test level 50 today and obtained my newest Cooking Tool, Chantico. I really like how the event turned out and couldn’t stop laughing with satisfaction.

Yep, I am having a HUGE kick out of this quest. I wasn’t only clapping my hands, but also clapping my feet when I saw the outcome of this quest. LOL. Hell, yeah I am not a person to keep quiet when there’s something fishy. So, serve you right, mister! OMG, look at her face! Hahahahaa! That’s what you get for messing with me.

Anyway, since what I enjoyed was better be described visually, I will not talk about it further, but rather show you 10 screenshots from the cutscene in this quest. THAT FACE. That face of hers is just priceless. I now don’t mind that I had to go up and down the continents, the beaches, the rivers, and the mountains in order to gather the ingredients for these exquisite dishes. It really is worth it.

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– The End (of CUL50 quest) –

Victory Belongs to the Bold

 ***This entry may contain story spoiler, especially for those who haven’t done the quest “The Ul’dahn Envoy” yet.***
***หัวข้อนี้อาจมีการสปอยล์เนื้อเรื่อง โดยเฉพาะสำหรับผู้ที่ยังไม่ได้ทำเควสต์ “The Ul’dahn Envoy”***

Here comes yet another jeweled statement (well, 2 of them, to be precise) found in NPC dialogue. This time, it is by the Flame General Raubahn Aldynn.

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“In remembering all we’ve lost, we’re reminded of what we still have.”
“And should your path be barred by man or beast, strike fast and true, for victory belongs to the bold.
– General Raubahn Aldynn –

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NPC Humor

As I’ve mentioned in an entry about a quote from Admiral Merlwyb, this time during Beta Test Phase 4, while I was speeding through quests and spamming my right click through conversations, I have saved game text to read later. This time I copied most of the text from NPC dialog during quests in Ul’dah and made a file available on my iPad. Then, when I had to accompany my grandma to see her dentist, I brought the file with me and read it while waiting for her. The nurses would peek at me a few times, as there I sat, kept giggling every two or three minutes. I just couldn’t help. I had to laugh. Some of the quests were funny in the dialog itself. Some, however, were funny when I recall the NPC’s actions during the quest.

ก็อย่างที่เคยเปรย ๆ ไว้ในหัวข้อที่เขียนเกี่ยวกับคำพูดจากผู้พันเมิร์ลวิบ หนนี้ตอนเล่นเบต้า 4 ระหว่างที่รีบปั่นเควสต์และรัวคลิกขวาเพื่อกด ๆ ข้ามบทสนทนา เราก็เก็บเฉพาะตัวหนังสือเอาไว้อ่านทีหลัง คราวนี้เราเลยมีข้อความจากเควสต์ในอุลดาห์ยาวเหยียด เซฟไว้เป็นไฟล์ให้เปิดในไอแพดได้ พอถึงวันที่ต้องไปหาหมอฟันเป็นเพื่อนคุณย่า ก็เอาไปนั่งอ่านด้วยระหว่างที่รอคุณย่าทำฟัน ระหว่างที่อ่าน พยาบาลก็แอบเหลือบมองเป็นครั้งคราว เพราะเรานั่งหัวโด่อยู่ตรงนั้น อ่านอะไรในไอแพดแล้วก็หัวเราะคิก ๆ คัก ๆ ทุกสองหรือสามนาที แหม ก็มันอดไม่ได้นี่ ต้องหัวเราะ บางเควสต์ก็ตลกเพราะบทสนทนา แต่บางเควสต์มันขำตรงที่เราจำได้และนึกภาพว่าตัวละครทำอะไรในระหว่างเควสต์นั้นบ้าง 

Some day, when I’m not lazy, I will put NPC dialog from quest in my blog and translate them to Thai so that some of my Thai friends who aren’t fluent enough to enjoy hidden humor in the quest (or simply too exhausted to try to understand it) can read them in Thai and have a good laugh too. ^^

ไว้ว่าง ๆ วันไหนไม่ขี้เกียจเราจะเอาบทพูดของตัวละครในเกมมาแปะในบล็อก แล้วแปลเป็นภาษาไทย เพื่อที่เพื่อน ๆ บางคนที่อ่านภาษาอังกฤษไม่แตกฉานถึงระดับที่จะเข้าใจมุกตลกที่ซุกซ่อนอยู่ (หรือเหนื่อยเกินกว่าที่จะพยายามอ่านให้แตก) จะได้อ่านภาษาไทยและขำไปพร้อม ๆ กับเราได้ ^^

Today, while I was rummaging through several of my screenshots folders for a dialog from a specific quest, namely “A Luxury Long Lost,” to no avail, I found this one that made me laugh in the beginning of Ul’dah’s story.

วันนี้ขณะที่เราพยายามพลิกแผ่นดินคุ้ยแฟ้มภาพในเกมจากในเครื่อง เพื่อหาภาพบทพูดจากเควสต์หนึ่งในอุลดาห์ ชื่อเควสต์ “A Luxury Long Lost” แต่ไม่บังเกิดผลใด ๆ เราก็ปะเข้ากับอีกเควสต์หนึ่งซึ่งทำให้เราหัวเราเมื่อนานมาแล้วตอนสมัยเพิ่งเริ่มเล่น Phase 3 ใหม่ ๆ

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***The Screenshot and paragraphs below may contain story spoiler, especially if you never started in Ul’dah before.***
***รูปภาพและคำบรรยายย่อหน้าด้านล่างนี้ อาจเป็นการสปอยล์เนื้อเรื่อง โดยเฉพาะอย่างยิ่งถ้าคุณไม่เคยเริ่มเล่นจากเมืองอุลดาห์มาก่อน***

It was from Phase 3, when we were instructed to attune to the Aetheryte for the first time inside the city. NPC shows up to explain the use of Aetheryte, and then we would normally just listen to (or read) the tutorial, and then move along to the next quest. But this NPC in Ul’dah has more humor than that. She started her lecture by asking me to pay 100k gil as a fee for using the Aetheryte!!

มันเป็นตอนที่เราถูกใช้ให้ไปแตะเสาคริสตัล (อ่านไม่ออก แอธีไรท์ มั้ง) เป้นครั้งแรกในตัวเมือง จะมี NPC โผล่ออกมาบรรยายสรรพคุณของแอธีไรท์และวิธีใช้งาน ซึ่งปรกติเราก็คงจะฟังจนจบแล้วก็ไปทำเควสต์อื่นต่อ แต่คุณ NPC คนนี้เธอมีอารมณ์ขันมากเกินกว่านั้นจ้ะ เธอบอกว่าให้เราจ่ายเงินหนึ่งแสนกิลเพื่อเป็นค่าธรรมเนียมในการใช้บริการแอธีไรท์!!

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She had a good laugh from it. Hahaha. And then proceeded to explain Aetheryte usage to the newcomer. Oh, and it will probably be twice as funny if your character is a Lalafell, as their /panic emote is dramatic and hilarious. Bah, I have to take that back, because when I look closely again just now, it is not a /panic motion, but probably something not in the emote list.

แล้วหล่อนก็หัวเราะอย่างครื้นเครง ฮ่า ๆ ๆ แล้วถึงจะสอนการใช้งานแอธีไรท์ให้เรา อ้อ แล้วก็ฉากนี้อาจจะยิ่งตลกมาขึ้นถ้าผู้เล่นเล่นเป็นลาลาเฟลล์ เพราะท่า /panic ตกใจของลาลาเฟลล์มันดราม่ากว่านี้และขำมาก ถอนคำพูดเพราะดูดี ๆ แล้วมันไม่ใช่ท่า /panic แต่เป็นท่าอะไรไม่รู้ อาจจะไม่มีในลิสต์ด้วย